🪙 Introducing PP Coin (PP)

Welcome, early adopter. You’ve arrived at the official launch page of PP Coin — a revolutionary, entirely fictional, physical coin with PP boldly stamped on it. No blockchain. No utility. Just vibes, metal, and confidence.

PP Coin represents a bold return to fundamentals: something you can hold, flip, and lose in your couch cushions. Each coin is backed by absolutely nothing, except belief and the unwavering assertion that “this will be worth more later.”

📈 Initial Coin Offering (ICO)

The PP Coin ICO is now live*.

• Total Supply: 1,000,000 PP Coins (because a million sounds serious)
• Circulating Supply: Unclear (some are definitely under a desk)
• Backing Asset: Trust me, bro
• Consensus Mechanism: Whoever is holding it wins

*Live is a state of mind. No guarantees are made regarding value, appreciation, depreciation, or basic logic.

🚀 Why Invest?

• Zero gas fees (unless you melt it)
• 100% offline storage
• Quantum-resistant (it’s a coin)
• Immune to rug pulls due to lack of a rug

Early holders may refer to themselves as “PP Whales” regardless of the number of coins owned.

⚠️ Risk Disclosure

PP Coin may go up, go down, or remain exactly the same forever. Past performance is imaginary and does not indicate future results. Do not invest rent money, lunch money, or emotional energy.

If you don’t understand PP Coin, congratulations — you understand it perfectly.